“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.”
― Albert Einstein
“I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.”
― Charles M. Schulz
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Diggers
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx
“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
― Charles J. Sykes, Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write, or Add
“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields
“Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games
“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
― Mark Twain
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin
“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”
― Rita Mae Brown
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
― Mark Twain
“Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?”
― Marilyn Monroe
“Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”
― Albert Einstein
Source: http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/humor
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